I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
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I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
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you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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