The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
what day is it and did you see me today?
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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