it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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