so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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