what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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