? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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