But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
handjob tips. give me some.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
