He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
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You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
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I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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