I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
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These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
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Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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