Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Randomize
