The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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