Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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