I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
His nipple licking is glorious
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