So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Randomize
