So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
You coming home soon, man?
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She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
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she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
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I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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