no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
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