Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I want to stick my p in your. b.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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