If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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