you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
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Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
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Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I wear drunk well.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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