Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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