Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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