Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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