halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
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I need you to use more vowels.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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