its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
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Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
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I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
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