i don't plan on having that self control this summer
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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