At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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