I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
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