I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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