uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
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I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
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He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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