Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
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