What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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