I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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