For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
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