I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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