Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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