I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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