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Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
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hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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