Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
ya dads aren't the best wingmen
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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