She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
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There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
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I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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