sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
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i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
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We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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