Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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