You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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