marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
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what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
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And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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