Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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