On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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