I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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