New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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