Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
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she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
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I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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