Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
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Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
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for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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