and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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