No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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