I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
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he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
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fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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