Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
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Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Is it penis luge time yet?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
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Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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