Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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