I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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