dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
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I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
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Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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